One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’
One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
Anonymous said: could you do fall out boy songs for the signs?
This was moderately fun to do!
- Aries- The Phoenix
- Taurus- Grand Theft Autumn
- Gemini- Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying
- Cancer- A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More “Touch Me”
- Leo- “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”
- Virgo- Sugar, We’re Goin Down
- Libra- America’s Suitehearts
- Scorpio- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today
- Sagittarius- Thnks fr th Mmrs
- Capricorn- Fame < Infamy
- Aquarius- Dance, Dance
- Pisces- 20 Dollar Nose Bleed
My editor won’t let any of the characters swear. Which is sometimes difficult because Ron is definitely a boy who would swear.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED